Top Five Most Embarrassing Moments

Everyone has weird, crazy, embarrassing things happen to them in their lifetime. Mine are a little different. Wanna know? Here they are:

1. The Pissing Shoe: I'm luckily an open-minded person and rarely get shy to tell horrible things about myself AND I finally came out about this to my friend last year.

I know that almost everyone has had a peeing-incident in sometime of their college drinking life. Mine? Well, my friends and I went our drinking one night and got completely hammered. I woke up the next morning on his futon with no pants on and totally worried. It was completely abandoned land country down there. I'm still laying there and he comes in to get ready for church. Picks up his shoes and dumps out a puddle of something...smells his shoe and yells "Someone pissed in my shoe!!!!!" These weren't just ANY shoes, these were his favorite shoes....:) I totally denied it for so long because I dont' ever remember doing it! It had to be me though. I was the only one sleeping in his room and inhilated. He made me wash them for him. I was so embarrassed but now we laugh about it.

2. The Forgotten Formal: Freshman year of college, my friends and I decided to attend a formal that was held by our residential hall. We headed over to the other residential hall and started throwing back tequila shots, one right after the other. (girls with insecurities can make themselves more confident when intoxicated!) Well, it was time to head for the limo. Next thing I know, I woke up on my friend's couch. "Uhh...what the hell happened last night?!" I was so scared to hear what all happened. Apparently I had done everything wrong in sight. Wore a dress with no underwear and decided to lay on my back and flail my legs in the air...exposing EVERYTHING! Trying to ride elevators at the Champions club in front of cops and repeatedly doing it after they kept telling me know. I don't remember what else my friend told me during my rehab session of three hours, but I never allowed myself to drown my insecurities with alcohol ever again.

3. The Panty Pull-Over: Every girl, in sometime decides to take off their underwear and hide it in their car. Why? I can't remember for sure the reason, but I can probably assume that it was bc I went to work out and then go tanning. I refuse to put back on my workout clothes after I tan, so I usually go comando afterwards. Anywho...I get pulled over one day for running a stop light and the cop comes to my window. The traditional "Can I see your license and registration please?" I reach for the glove box and there they were...my underwear. This wasn't any ordinary cop, this was a guy I had a crush on my freshman year of college that decided to join the police force upon graduation. There was no warning...for me there is NEVER a warning. A solid $125.00 ticket and the fear of seeing him again.

4. Jumpin' JaHOOSaFAT: Drunk...yes I was. Decided to do a side/body-slam/jump on my roommates California King bed. It is like the Cadillac of all beds. Instantly, I tanked it and it plummeted to the ground. The sound was nearly equivalent to a sonic boom

5. The Treadmill: Many of my followers already know this story, but it's so unreal of how real it really is. Allow me to set the scene:

I was having one of the worst days of my life and decided that I would go run off some stress at the rec center. Let me tell you that the rec center has a balcony with a row of treadmills lined so everyone in the entrance can see them. That is exactly where I was. So I was running...bumped the speed up a little because the music was intense and it felt good...then I bumped it up again until I found myself sprinting at a speed that I have never ran before in my life! Before I even had a chance to think I slipped. Grabbing the handlebars in front of me, I am dangling from the treadmill...legs dangling as I am trying to catch myself back up. Why didn't I just let go? WHO FRIGGIN' KNOWS! So then it happened, the treadmill caught the bottom of my yoga pants and ripped them right off of me. I believe my dignity was ripped from me as well at that time. I finally let go and my ass hit the wall. I still don't know why any of the people running beside me didn't push the STOP button.

The guy next to me finally got off the treadmill and asked if I was OK..."Yeah, I just can't believe that really happened to me."

"Oh, that kind of stuff happens to me all the time," he said.

"You don't have to lie," I replied. "THAT happens to NO ONE!"